Social Media Rap

100 likes for my profile face
Another century on the latest craze

I have an app for everything I do
Posting, sharing without a clue

Virtual frnds vast and new
But to call, I barely name a few..

Old batch mates have gone to Greece,
I'm still broke, god help me please!

Every night I scroll my way down
Besties marriage is the 'talk of the town'

Blink on screen 'hey wassup?'
'Dude, I'm in a meeting. Will catch u up?'

And I scroll the screen again
LOL-ing ROFL-ing with a face so plain

Hashtags, instalikes, instapics and tweet
Pics not good, edit or delete

Privacy, who cares?
All I want is shares

I don’t care about real time fun
I am busy giving +1

Going through a break-up, chill man!!
Post a sad song, gain sympathy if you can

Put an end to dating fright
On Tinder, swipe left or right

For more complex problems
I have Google and Wikipedia
I don’t just exist, I practically live
Rocking is my life on social media

~ Kavita Mani & BCR